Dont fuck My heart, it's not a pussy.

c0ntagion:

OH MY GOD

When you upload the wrong picture and delete it at the speed of light:

totally-relatable:

theclearlydope:

He did it. He hit the kool switch.

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

“

—	Paulo Coelho (via kari-shma)

mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom: 
me: what
mom: 
me: what
mom: 
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME

parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before